Bee Attitudes by Curt Gunz
Tuesday — July 1st, 2008

Bee Attitudes by Curt Gunz


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Backyard Tempest

Kids playing in the Backyard TempestFree plans for your very own waterpark attraction that you can build right in your own backyard.

You don’t have to travel to Waterworld, Schlitterbahn, Splish Splash or any other waterpark to have fun in the water.

Here are free plans with low cost items you can get at any home improvement store to build your very on waterpark ride and attraction right in your own back yard.

Kid riding bicycle through Backyard Tempest




The fun is ready anytime you are. So any hot day you can have a waterpark attraction right in your neighborhood.



Here are the free plans to build this fun toy.




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Happy 4th of July

Happy 4th of July by Curt GunzHappy 4th of July - Independence Day to all our friends in the United States.

We have visitors in all 50 states in the U.S. but did you know that we have friends on every continent in the world (except Antarctica)?

Here’s a question for some of our many friends who live outside of the United States. What are some of the holidays in your country that you enjoy?

Email us ProfessorQB@gmail.com because I’d like to hear about your favorite holiday.

Four our Fourth of July celebration our family is going to a cookout at some friends’ house and then we are all going to a mall parking lot where we can watch fireworks.

Also, we plan to go swimming. Last week I got sunburned at the swimming pool a little. I have to be more careful.

I am so thankful that I am free to worship God and serve Jesus.

If you live in a place where you cannot worship God according to the Bible (and we have some people in countries where people could get in serious trouble just for visiting this “Christian” web site) I am saying a special prayer for you.

If you are blessed to live in a place where you can worship God freely according to the Bible, please say a prayer for our ChurchFun.com friends who don’t.

–Curt Gunz

“BadaBoom” Free Online Game

Bababoom

Clear as many balls as possible in this explosive, action packed puzzle game.

Click on three balls of the same color to clear them. More keep falling. You have 60 seconds to clear this before the fireworks explode. Keep the chute clear or the game is over. Topsy turvy fun for children, and “kids” of all ages. Play for free.
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David and Goliath Wordsearch by Curt Gunz

David and Goliath Wordsearch PuzzleTry this fun, free David and Goliath wordsearch puzzle. This can be used by kids in Sunday school. It can be a supplement to your church’s Bible class curriculum. It can be fun for Vacation Bible School, holidays or personal Bible study.

Curt Gunz wrote this for you to use so use it. It can be played as a free online game or a download printable. Teachers and students as well as families with children (or just adults) will love this.

Hope you are up to the challenge.

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Cute Duck Picture

Cute Duck Picture

This cute duck reminds me how silly it would be for a duck to worry. This duck is going to be able to swim just fine. God cares for it and takes care of it.

Just think how funny the duckling looks as it is learning to swim. It does not need a swim ring. It can swim free and easy because that is how God made it.

But, did you know that people can be just as funny, goofy and silly? We worry about things that God has promised to take care of. When we worry about something God has already promised to take care of it is as silly as a duck being afraid of the water.




“Therefore I tell you, do not worry about your life, what you will eat or drink; or about your body, what you will wear. Is not life more important than food, and the body more important than clothes? Look at the birds of the air; they do not sow or reap or store away in barns, and yet your heavenly Father feeds them. Are you not much more valuable than they?Who of you by worrying can add a single hour to his life?

“And why do you worry about clothes? See how the lilies of the field grow. They do not labor or spin. Yet I tell you that not even Solomon in all his splendor was dressed like one of these. If that is how God clothes the grass of the field, which is here today and tomorrow is thrown into the fire, will he not much more clothe you, O you of little faith? So do not worry, saying, ‘What shall we eat?’ or ‘What shall we drink?’ or ‘What shall we wear?’ For the pagans run after all these things, and your heavenly Father knows that you need them. But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well. Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own.

Matthew 6:25-34 (NIV)

Free Esther Crossword Puzzle

Esther Crossword PuzzleIn the Old Testament there is a great story about Queen Esther. This Jewish queen was raised by God “for such a time as this.”

This free crossword puzzle great for church, Sunday School, Vacation Bible School, kids Bible classes or anywhere else that you want to.

You can read the whole story in the Bible in the Book of Esther.

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Cowboy Light Bulb - Curt Gunz

Cowboy Lightbulb by Curt GunzThis 100 watt light bulb is a cowboy sheriff in the old west. He has a chuck wagon in the background and a campfire nearby.

I don’t really know why there is a light bulb in a western for kids, but he is funny so I drew him.

Professor QB likes this guy too. But he is a clown after all so he always likes funny pictures and funny cartoons like this.

I bet there are a lot of light bulb jokes but are there any light bulb cowboy jokes that a blonde clown would know?

I know he likes clean jokes and jokes for kids, don’t you?

Anyway, I will be drawing more sketches soon so check back often.

See you guys later.

–Curt Gunz

Professor QB Elephant Jokes - Clean Funny Jokes

Professor QB the Christian Clown If you took away an elephant’s trunk how would it smell?click to show


What cheers you up when you are sick? click to show


What weighs 5,000 lbs and wears glass slippers? click to show


What time is it when ten elephants are chasing you? click to show


Elephant riding a skateboard for Curt Gunz elephant joke page


What do elephants do for fun? click to show


What game do elephants like to play the most? click to show


Why do elephants paint their toe nails red? click to show


Why do elephants hide in strawberry patches? click to show


Why do elephants stomp on people? click to show



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Soil Experiment Growing Pinto Beans

Pinto Bean to Grow for ExperiementWhen God created the world He made everything just right.

Think about these things:

If Earth were just a little closer to the sun we would burn up and water would vaporize

If the earth did not tilt on its axis there would not be seasons and things could not grow.

If there were just a little more of certain gases or a little less of others in our atmosphere we could not breath.

If our soil had just a little more or a little less of some chemicals plants could not grow.

This project (adapted from TryScience.org) will show what would happen if there was just a little more salt in soil. Read the rest of this entry »

Amazing Picture of a Star

Picture of Star on Curt Gunz websiteI’ve mentioned before that looking at the stars is one of my favorite ways to think about God; how great He is; how big He is; and if He can take care of the whole universe, then He can take care of me.

Well, I came across this photo. It is a Hubble Space Telescope image of the star V838 Monocerotis. NASA says “V838 Monocerotis is located about 20,000 light-years away from Earth in the direction of the constellation Monoceros, placing the star at the outer edge of our Milky Way galaxy.”

You can click on the picture on the right. But the image is HUGE and will take a while to load on your computer. You will probably have to use your computer’s scroll bars to see this cool picture of the star.

Whenever I see things like this I think of the Bible verse:

The heavens declare the glory of God;
the skies proclaim the work of his hands.

Day after day they pour forth speech;
night after night they display knowledge.

There is no speech or language
where their voice is not heard.

Psalm 19:1-3 (NIV)

Just wanted to share this with you.

Image credit: NASA, ESA, and The Hubble Heritage Team (STScI/AURA)

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